Strangeways: The Afterlife Mixtape Launch

"My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated…"
-Tupac Shakur, “Only Fear Of Death” (1997)

MIDNIGHT "BACK-FROM-THE-DEAD" SET (feat. 100% DEAD ARTISTS) / FREE MIX CD ON ENTRY / CLASSIC HORROR SCENES ALL NIGHT / DISCOUNT ENTRY IF YOU DRESS AS YOUR FAVOURITE DEAD ROCKSTAR OR RAPPER!

CANBERRA, BE AFRAID! Like "THRILLER" zombies, the STRANGEWAYS DJS are clawing their way out of the MELBOURNE MAUSOLEUM to launch their latest musical abomination, THE "AFTERLIFE" MIXTAPE at the TRANSIT BAR on 11 MAY.

But dear reader, the worst is yet to come! Not only will they be forcing copies of this soul-destroying disc on unsuspecting patrons, the STRANGEWAYS trio are also, at this very moment, resurrecting a cavernous DEAD MUSICIAN HALL OF FAME to rival that of an ALL-HOLOGRAM COACHELLA (http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2012/04/coachella-hologram-608x804.jpg)! SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!

If the very presence of NOTORIOUS B.I.G., MJ, NIRVANA, RAY CHARLES and AMY WINEHOUSE isn’t abominable enough, these AURAL APPARITIONS, set against scenes from classic horror movies like THE SHINING and THE RING, will be enough to make you HIT THE ROAD JACK and NEVER COME BACK! LOVE (and other drugs) WILL TEAR YOU APART!

$10 / $7 (if you dress up / check in on Facebook & show the door person!)

SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!

xo (till we overdose)
STRANGEWAYS

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Tonight!!!

Get your inner Diva on & come down and party at Fashion Keyboard with us!

xoxo

Strangeways

Fashion Keyboard Tonight!!

Tonight in Melbz!!

that's some Goooood Moombahton!
:D

xo
Strangeways

TONIGHT!!!

BOAT PARTY THIS SUNDAY!!

A PARTY ON A GOD DAMN BOAT!

Not only that, you will be provided with an unlimited open bar for the entire night! Help yourself to beer, spirits and shots!

Theme will be cocktail dress! Let's all party like we are millionaires and say a big fuck you to everyone we cruise past down the Yarra River.

THERE WILL BE ONLY 160 TICKETS SOLD FOR THIS!
It WILL sell out, fast!
So make sure you get in early.

The boat will be launching from a 2 minute walk from Flinders street station.
11 Princes Walk, Melbourne 3004

There be a limited amount of early bird tickets released so make sure you get in quick!

Remember one ticket gets you a boarding pass for the boat plus unlimited drinks all night!

Let's get this party started

STRANGEWAYS: CRAZY IN LOVE THIS FRIDAY!!

THIS FRIDAY!!!

STRANGEWAYS IN LOVE

Feb 17th – Transit Bar

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Featuring:
STRANGEWAYS DJS (MIDNIGHT 1HR JAY-Z v BEYONCE SET!)
ARCHITECT DJS
EDDIE SHAGGZ
+ THE MOST LOVE-TASTIC DECORATIONS TRANSIT BAR HAS EVER SEEN!

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CANBERRA - LOVE IS IN THE AIR! Or at least it will be… when the STRANGEWAYS DJS’ LOVE TRAIN rolls back into the TRANSIT BAR on FEB 17, the first Friday after VALENTINE'S DAY!

To celebrate the birth of IVY BLUE CARTER we’ll be spinning a special 1 HOUR MIDNIGHT SET of JAY-Z and BEYONCE classics! CAN I GET A… (WHOOP WHOOP)?

But wait, RING THE ALARM coz that’s not all – we’ll also be dropping some of the greatest love (and hate) songs of all time to CATER 2 U, whether you are CRAZY IN LOVE or an INDEPENDENT WOMAN (or man)!

Had a HARD KNOCK LIFE? Well, CRY ME A RIVER. WORK IT OUT (try HIT ‘EM UP STYLE) so you can PARTY with us on FEB 17!

We guarantee you’ll feel like a TEENAGER IN LOVE when you BRUSH YOUR SHOULDERS OFF and start JUMPIN’ JUMPIN’ with the LOVECATS and kittens on the dance floor!

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE – and the STRANGEWAYS DJS have enough for all of you!

So start the COUNTDOWN. LET'S GO CRAZY!

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Got 99 PROBLEMS with your cash flow? Don't worry; it's FREE! - After all, MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE!

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http://soundcloud.com/strangeways-djs

Supporting CASSIAN (Bang Gang 12") Tonight!!

We're playing at Fashion Keyboard again tonight from 11-1:30.

So much <3 for Cassian!