STRANGEWAYS VS. THE INTERNET ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Midnight tribute to MUSIC'S GREATEST INTERNET ARTISTS*
*DJ sets STREAMED LIVE over CHAT ROULETTE!*
*#GRLPWR glitter table and glowsticks (free!)*
*Dress code: SEAPUNK!*
CANBERRA: We've been thinkin' 'bout you. Do you think about us, still? We thought maybe you'd ditched us, a few mistakes ago, for some NEW OLD SPICE. But STRANGEWAYS IS COMING. WE COMIN' FOR YOU. And WE GON' FIND YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT! We're back at Transit Bar for 2013. And we're dedicating our set to those MUSICIANS and MEMES delivered to us by the wondrous connective POWER OF THE INTERNETS. Dive deep into the FRANK OCEAN with CARLY RAE to swim with the (S)KRILLEX. You might even SEAPUNKS like AZEALIA B and ANTOINE D! Tip: if Charlie bites your finger, you definitely shouldn't show him your FLUME. It's probably a bit GRIMESy anyway.
Local mistresses #GRLPWR are gonna administer the FREE GLITTER FACE PAINTING (plus some trill tunes), RADAR will drop a crate full of mp3s, and did we mention we're streaming it all LIVE over CHAT ROULETTE? We have seen the the FUTURE... and it is ODD.
So BOW DOWN, BITCHES – you GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 12 APRIL! Turn up, BALL HARD, RUN THE TRAP, do the HARLEM SHAKE, and let us DROP THE BASS... 'cause ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. (THANK YOU, BASEDGOD.)
$10 entry. COME EARLY TO AVOID A BATTLE OF KRUGER IN THE LINE! Last time RYAN GOSLING had to save GIRL from getting hit by a car, TOM CRUISE KILLED OPRAH – and guess how many people were waiting outside! Yep. It was OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDD
xoxo
STRNGWY
