What's that DRAPHT you can feel blowing across the (FRANK) OCEAN, over the WAVVES of Lake Burley Griffin and into THE NATIONAL Captial? Why, it's the return of the incomparable SPLENDOUR IN THE BAR!
In this, its fifth year, of course you'll see the return of the famous SYNTHETIC GRASS DANCEFLOOR… but we've delved deeper into the world OF MONSTERS AND MEN (and BOYS & BEARS) than ever before to bring you a true POLYPHONIC SPREE: it's A SPLENDOUR MINI FESTIVAL (from 8pm)! Featuring COLD WAR (KIDS) defectors STRANGEWYS + the JUNGLE GIANTS of Canberra: #GRLPWR, JK ROLLIN', RADAR, BAMBII, ARCHITECT DJS, NEONBOMBS and PELVIC.
Come midnight, STRANGEWAYS DJS will drop a SERIES OF MINI-SETS from the top SPLENDOUR HEADLINERS… that's HALF AN HOUR OF (PORTUGAL) THE MAN himself, FRANK OCEAN - plus the best of the rest: PASSION PIT, JAMES BLAKE, PRESETS, FLUME (and whatsonot…).
So don't be a (CHET) FAKER and practise the ART OF SLEEPING: (YOLANDA) BE COOL and use your FLIGHT FACILITIES to FLUME up to the TRANSIT BAR on 3 AUGUST! YOU AM I will have fun together, dancing to EVERYTHING EVERYTHING you've ever heard on TV or ON THE RADIO in a BABYSHAMBOLIC PASSION PIT! Watch out for in flying LITTLE GREEN CARS, though: MATT CORBY is gonna be AIRBOURNE and on the THE GROWL and we hear he's a real DAUGHTER FIDLAR! (ladies… watch your DEAP VALLY … he's VIOLENT (SOHO): last time he had a TWINSY he drew (SURFER) BLOOD and gave PVT to all the VILLAGERS).
But where's the (FAT FREDDY'S) DROP?? With YEEZUS off studying ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI, come 2:00am, $TRNGWY$ will drop the vowels, the mollys and an (ALISON) WONDERLAND of future bass bombs. Wade into the UNKNOWN (MORTAL ORCHESTRA)!
See you all before 10pm for $10 ENTRY, or $15 after 10 (unless you're a MUMFORD with SONS, in which case there's a family discount).
ovoxo
$TRNGWY$
